Thursday, September 15, 2011

Stonehenge and Missing Links

During my recent travels I went through Britain, stayed with some weredogs I know there, have not seen in some time. Had some great beer and learned some things.

Weredogs and werewolves made Stonehenge and all the other megaliths. It's true. They all were constructed during a time when all weres were trying to come together. According to recent findings by werescientists this was at a time so long ago that the missing link weres were involved in the building.

We still do not know when dogs and weredogs split, or if it was earlier canines and weres that split, some earlier species of canine that split into weres and non-weres. That is why werescientists have been searching, for many years, for the missing link, that common ancestor that would tell us when dogs and weredogs, wolves and werewolves, first diverged, and if it was canines or werecanines who came first.

Gotta go. Patrol tonight.

4 comments:

Chelsea said...

The reason that makes the most sense (to me), would be that wolf/dog weres in general might have been one species, then when men came along the weredogs chose to protect them, while the werewolves chose to kill/hurt them. The resulting changes in "species" could have probably been deliberate. Dogs display many traits associated with pedomorphism (The trustfulness, adaptability to new people/places/things), while wolves, when grown up, are more or less stuck with their pack unless they leave to make a new one. Other, strange wolves trying to join are often killed unless they're really young. So, what if the weres from this time were one species, but purposefully split when humans came around? After all, most humans are more likely to like/love a dog or dog-like creature than a wolf because of the traits I mentioned earlier. The concept of a weredog just "evolving" into the mindset they seem to have now just seems too hard to believe.

Chester said...

The prevalent theory is that all weres had a common ancestor, yes, and that for some reason they split. That was followed by the werewar, which started when mankind was barely out of the trees. That war went on for 1,000s of years. Eventually humans, in particular homo sapiens and neanderthals, got involved and the violence and barbarity reached new levels, and eventual conclusion, with the extinction if neanderthals and the near extinction of werewolves.

There are legends of other weres, cats, such as tigers and lions, and bears, that were wiped out in that war. But I know of no solid proof of that.

Some werelore claims that it was weredogs that taught mankind to trust, and other things. Your own theories may vary.

Weredogs also used to live in packs never or rarely larger than 1 or 2 dozen. But our association with mankind, and the advent of agriculture, changed all that.

So the splittings of the weretree happened long before man. And you must know that there are many people for whom their canine affection runs also to wolves, and even to an almost erotic fascination with all things werewolf, in terms of movies. If people knew the truth about werewolves there were be much more werewolf eroticism and fetishism out there, I assure you. And even more for weredogs, of course, who are every bit as sexy but a bit more reliable.

Chelsea said...

Interesting. It really makes you wonder what kind of ideals could cause that kind of war.

I know for a fact that there are other were-creatures out there, it's just a matter of looking into the right nooks and crannies for them. After all, why would there be so many recent (in terms of millenniums passing) of so many? With humans, if something like this ceased to exist, then we'd probably forget it ever existed at all.

I don't have any theories on that, though that might be the case. You never know. If I'm right, homo sapiens and neanderthals lived in nuclear families similar to regular wolves; so in theory weredogs teaching humans (who were like wolves) to openly trust wouldn't be too out of the question.

I know a girl at school (I'm 17) who kind of fits that description. Obsesses over wolves often, whenever you bring up nature she'll bring up wolves. I know she loves them and isn't trying to be kinda creepy about it, which is why I deal with it.

Ehh. . . as far as erotics, I wouldn't be the person to talk to. I don't even show interest in humans, much less other species. It's actually kind of funny because on one hand my Mum and teachers are glad they don't have to deal with any drama of that kind from me, but they're also worried there's something really wrong. XD

Chester said...

I only know about weredogs and werewolves. But I have heard lots of stories and legends and rumors over my long years about weretigers and werebears, and some others. But mostly bears and tiger.

Werelore holds that homo sapiens and neanders did interbreed, but stayed within their own packs and tribes and did not mix. Nuclear families? Back then? Where?

The 2, homos and neanders, might have lived together in some remote communities, but not in many. Not likely.

I don't think anyone should rush their eros. Too many human teens and preteens do that anymore. Causes all sorts of probs. One should only start exploring his or her sexual side when their sexual side tells them, "OK! We're ready! Let's do this!" and not before.