Saturday, August 30, 2008

Our Vacation

Week before last we got back from our vacation. I went along. Don't ask how I wrangled that. Long story, many details. Suffice it to say, I am a wily dog. 

We drove the first day all the way across Kansas to Denver. We were in Jack's Explorer, not a small vehicle. Still, vehicles are not designed for dogs. I made it clear when we needed to stop. We stayed the night in Denver with Sherry's cousin, Jan, who is a research sexologist. Interesting woman. She kept asking Sherry if he could measure her breasts and did Sherry know the exact distance between her clitoris and urethra. I didn't even want to know where that was going.

It was good to see Gemma, Jan's dog. I have been trying to recruit Gemma for years. She still says no, she doesn't want to be even part human. She says she carries enough pain already. 

I slipped out of the house, late, to recon the neighborhood, check for were-sign. Three blocks from Jan's house I heard eating. On the side of a brown stucco ranch one-story I found two coyotes, both males, with their heads in a tipped over rubber trash can. One was saying, "I swear, I cannot believe how they throw all this stuff out." I cleared my throat.

 They started to bolt. I said, "Wait." They stopped, to my surrise. 

"What?" the smaller one said. 

I told them I meant no harm, that I was from out of town, and I simply wanted information. "On what?" said the larger one. I said on the general area, if it was safe for Jan and Gemma, and if there were any werewolves in the area.

The smaller coyote scratched his jaw with a hind paw, then said, "Werewolves. Hmm. Nope. Not since I was a pup and Crusher drove them all out of Denver and to the south." 

"Who was Crusher?" I said. They proceeded to tell me the story. Old story. It has happened too many times to count over the centuries. Denver was overrun with werewolves. People and pets were disappearing like hamburgers at a dog picnic. The people police were stumped, as they always are in were-matters, even with the truth staring them in the face. So, a weredog, Crusher (originally, his name was Sprinkles) rose up, rallied all the weredogs, and a fair number of dogs, and drove off all the werewolves. It was a brutal battle, and took months. Everyone fought, and many fell with opened throat. 

"Except for the coyotes," said the smaller coyote. "We just sat back and watched, and laughed." "And cleaned up the scraps," said the other.

They asked where I was laying. I told them.

"Oh yeah," said the larger one. "That's the house where that big black cat came from last month. Damn, that cat was gooood eatin'."

"You ate Jan's cat?" I said, familiar with the news. Jan had been devastated. I tried to chastise them, but knowing that they had not done wrong, had simply killed to survive.

The next day we drove to and through Estes Park, the Rocky Mountain National Park, and then to Grand Lake, a beautiful mountain town sitting alongside a mountain lake. Jack got a large room overlooking the lake.  I loved it. There was a big, cushy sofa under the large window that faced the lake. I planned to spend all night laying on that sofa, wrapped in the smells of the lake coming in through the window. Things didn't work out that way.



They came back from dinner tense. They brought me too much leftovers, which means they had no appetites, which is a bad sign for my family. Jack and the boys are big eaters. About an hour after the lights were out, and all but Jack were breathing easy, Jack got up, got dressed in the dark, and left. I, of course, followed. Even in dog form I can more quietly open and close doors than any of them.

Outside in the shadows I changed into human form. I lost sight of Jack. But his scent was easy to find. I found him in a bar on the main street that runs through Grand Lake. He was sitting by himself at the bar. I slid into a booth. It was about eleven. I watched as several women approached him. One took a seat on the stool to his left. She kept touching his arm. I growled. 

A blond slipped into the other side of my booth. She had shoulder-length honey-blond hair, a great figure with lots of curves, a kind of face that makes a dog want to howl, and eyes that bore into me. Her beauty clouded my senses for a few moments, made it take a few sniffs longer that it should have to realize that she was wolf. Then, all at once, the realization hit me that the entire town was wolf. The scent of werewolf was everywhere, hanging over the town like a toxic cloud. My concern and focus on my family, and the mountain air, and other smells, had distracted me enough to miss it. Not sensing it was like not seeing the trees.

"What do you want?" she said. She was smiling without her eyes. Her voice was not friendly.

"Vacation," I said, still a little rattled by her beauty. "With my family."

She cocked her head to one side and studied me from some seconds. Then she said, "As daddy or dog?"

"Dog." She shook her head. "What?" I said.

"I will never understand you dogs," she said. "How you can play obedient little puppy to some of these pathetic people."

"They're not all pathetic," I said. I nodded toward Jack, at the bar. "He's mine."

Her eyes raised. "Really? Interesting. If not for the lack of scent, I would say he could be a wolf. Or dog. Whatever. Anyway, Sheila," she shot a glance at the feral-looking woman next to him, "has her sights on him."

My lips went up into a snarl. This happens even in human form. It can be very awkward. "If she . . ."

"Relax," she said. "She's just interested in some late-night gymnastics."

"He's taken," I said.

"They're all taken," she said.

"I mean it," I said. "His woman is back asleep in our room."

She almost laughed. "Then what is he doing here?" she said. Before I could construct an answer she waved a hand. "Never mind. He's just being a man. I know. They're not like us. You and I would never go out in a strange town or woods just to 'stretch our legs'."

"I might," I said.

She laughed, then said, "So, what is your role in this family of yours?"

"Sometimes, companion. Right now, guardian."

She rolled her eyes. "That's what's wrong with you dogs. You are so drunk on the whole 'guardian' kick. We protect the humans. We protect the sheep. We protect this. We protect that. Don't you ever get sick of it?"

"It's what we do. It's our duty."

"Your duty is your bondage. Don't you ever just want to say 'To hell with it' and be free?"

"It's not bondage, or even duty, for that matter. This is my family. I love them, and do not want them harmed."

"Oh, lower your hackles. They as safe here as in Denver."

"So," I said, "You don't feed outside your flock of people you have here in town? Just keep it close?"

"We don't harm our people," she said. "We don't need to. There's too many good restaurants in this little town, and large herds of elk up in the park when the need for that arises. The only people who get harmed around here are those who need harming. Like last month. There was a pack of bikers who rode into town. I was glad to see them. Wolves and bikers generally have a natural affinity. But, these guys were bad. I smelled it right away, but discounted it."

"That night one of them went with one of our she-wolves back to her cabin. She had no plans other than some fun. But, his kind of fun was not fun. Some of his friends followed. They meant to hurt her, probably kill her. She made the howl. We all heard it, and we all recognized it immediately. I have rarely heard a howl wrapped in such pain and fear. Every werewolf in this town converged on that cabin within minutes. It was also over in minutes."

"No trace of them was ever found?"

She shook her head. "Nothing. Except for their leathers. A few of the jackets and chaps are still on racks down in one of the stores on Grand Avenue, the main drag."

"One of our cardinal rules is never to harm humans," I said.

"We know," she said. "But, it still happens, sometimes," she said. "Doesn't it?"

I shifted in my seat. I had to keep in mind that this beautiful, charming, and dangerous creature across from me was a werewolf. It was hard to remember that. "Rarely," I said. "Serial killers, anyone preying on children," I said, "Anyone who . . . " I stopped. She smiled and finished the sentence for me. "Anyone who needs harming."

Jack pulled his wallet. He was paying his tab. I could tell he was getting ready to move. I started to slide out of the booth. "Were you serious?" she said.  I stopped. "About what?" I said. Her mouth curled into a deliciously devilish smile. "That you might stretch you legs with me in the woods?"

We froze. Our pupils dilated. Even thought we both were in human form, our hackles and ears were up. Pheromones were coming off us like rain in a hurricane. We faced each other, taking all this in. I don't how long we were there like that. Then, without my brain being aware my mouth and tongue were moving, I said, "I've never been drawn to a werewolf before."

"Me too," she said. "A weredog, I mean."

"I have to go," I said.

Her shoulders slumped, and she gave what sounded between a whimper and a sigh, and said, "I figured you would say that." I stood there a few moments longer, taking in her scent as much as I could, going beyond, deeper than the mere wolf-scent, to the essence of her. My heart convulsed, like someone had reached into my chest and was biting my heart, forcing every bit of blood out.

A thought then hit me like a bullet.  "What's your name?" I said. 

"Dionna," she said. "You?"

"Chester."

The bar closed. Jack left alone. Sheila whispered something to him. He smiled at her, leaned over and kissed her on the forehead, told her no, he could not do that. I never wanted to lick him more than right then. I followed him back to the room. He stumbled only a little on the three block walk. H moved like a sailor on the deck of a ship during stormy seas. But, he amde it back to the room, and did not even notice when I slipped through the motel room door right after him, hopped up on the couch behind him. He turned and patted me on the head, almost fell on m, on the couch. He caught himself and said, "Good boy. Keeping an eye on things." I sure am, I wanted to say.

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The next day we drove to Vail. Vail is a nice town. Although, town is not the right word. It is a resort town, a European mountain simulacra. It is a very dog friendly, people playground. It is to European mountain villages what Disney World is to European castles. And the rich people of Vail do love their dogs. Oh yes. The dogs have serious attitudes. Even the weredogs have attitudes. I got into an argument with one because she made a remark about my collar and didn't think I heard. She did not even recognize me as a weredog, was not paying attention, did not pick up my scent. She apologized.

We went rafting near Royal Gorge, down toward Canon City. Well, they did. I stayed back at the raft ranch. A young woman parked next to us was looking at me strangely when I got out, after the rafts pulled out for the river. "Where's the doggie?" she said. "What doggie?" I said. 

Staying behind was great. It gave me a chance to check voicemail and email, Jack's too. It was unseasonably cold. Everyone wore, or wished they had, coats. I went into the bar and had a beer and burger. It was very greasy. Great for my coat. When the family got back I was sleeping in the vehicle, in the back, burrowed in coats, blankets and poncho liners. Cold outside, toasty warm inside. 

In Manitou Springs Ricky and I came across a guy in a restroom with a black plastic bag pulled over his head. Another guy asked us for change. I snarled. Ricky called 911. I smelled werewolf. It was faint. But it was there. The cops showed, an ambulance right after that. They got the bag off him and strapped him onto the gurney. Sherry, Sven and Jack finally showed up, said, "Where have you been? We've been looking everywhere for you!" just as I was getting into a very nice conversation with a female police dog named Lulu. She had the most gorgeous eyes and coat. I thought of Dionna.

The drive back to KC took all the next day. Sven and Rick took turns using me as a pillow. I don't mind. I like it. Hard to explain. Besides, I wanted to sleep. I kept having dreams of mountains and lakes and cabins and trees. And Dionna. And I kept wanting to go back to those dreams. 

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Bad Boy, Not Posting

My nights have been consumed with patrols, looking for Rex's killers, keeping tabs on Jason and Jessica, and watching over my family. All that has not left much time for e-mails at night. I have not even checked my portfolio for weeks. I am afraid to now.

Werewolf activity has dropped off. Completely. I do not know what they are up to, but I will find out. I think they know were are hunting them, hard. That is god, except if makes finding Rex's killed harder still. But, it is only a matter of time.

Jason led their small force on another raid last week - a puppy mill in southeast Missouri. They killed all the humans. Jason could barely contain himself when he called and told me about it afterward. I told him to get rid of that phone.

Jason is like a tiger that has developed a taste for killing humans. He cannot stop now. I suspect there is something else. Maybe he seeks these killings to help him forget other killings. I've seen it before.

I have spent many nights sitting beside Jack at local watering holes, listening to him our his heart out about Sherry and the kids. I wish I did not know much of what I now know. 

One night I walked into a bar and saw him sitting between two women with big hair. I suppressed a snarl, then told the brunette that Tony Gonzales was oggling her. She flew off that stool gasping, "Where? Where?" I told the blond I saw her husband just walk in. She said, "Oh my God," and disappeared like a magician's assistant.

It is strange closing a bar with the man who puts dog chow in your bowl the next morning. Sometimes I am tempted to tell him, show him, just to see his reaction.


Rick and Sven are into their second week of 7th grade. Things are rocky. Could be better. More on that later.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

No Posts, Been Busy

I have been too busy for blogging. Rex demands to be avenged, and my family is falling apart. Oh, and we went on vacation.

Rex's death still haunts my nights and days. He comes to me in dreams, and nightmares, demands revenge. I have been pounding bush and pavement trying to find scent or sign of his killers. TO be honest, I don't really care which werewolves killed him. I would rather kill them all. They all are guilty. They all must die. The only thing stopping an all out werewar is for the cowardly werewolves to show their faces, make their presence known, come out and fight. We weredogs are ready, willing, thirsty.

I have not posted much about my family these past months. I have been too focussed, and obsessed, on werewolves and weredogs. This has been my grievous error. I love my family, as much as any I have ever been with. And they are facing many hurdles, many of their own design. Few humans have I known as fabulously flawed. Details to come. 

And, as I said, we went on vacation. The decision to take me was last-minute, and based on my recent tendency to "get loose". That and the cost for e kennel, and the fact that I am not up on my shot, in particular my "kennel cough" shots. Jack has been planning this vacation all summer. I have been privy to his preparations the whole way. The last-minute decision to take me required that I cancel a number of investigative and retaliatory operations that we planned during the week of the vacation, when they would be out of town. But, I have to admit, I was so excited to go that I had no qualms about canceling and no doubts that those operations would be rescheduled later, down the road, after out return.

Stay tuned.

Fresh meat.

Monday, August 11, 2008

My Family - Update

I have been ignoring my family in the tellings of this blog. That is wrong. I get too wrapped up in this whole were mess. But, they are my family. And there is enough drama and tragedy and stories amongst us to fill several blogs or books.

Sven and Rick have entered the 7th grade, and the hormonal chaos that goes with that. No girl problems yet. But, Jack, Sherry and I are waiting for the hammer to fall. It is only a matter of time. 

They just got back from Canada. They go there every year with their Uncle Phil. He lives near Calgary, owns some horses and cattle. When they are up there they always spend a lot of time in the saddle. I like Phil, except for he never wears anything but cowboy boots on his feet and a Stetson on his head. Phil signed them up for sailing lessons this year. They had fun, and didn't drown. Bonus.

Braden, the 19 year old, is in Iraq, in an infantry company. Having spent much more than my share of time soldiering, as a man and as a dog, I can smell the signs of his situation. Based on what he has written (I read his e-mails to Jack and Sherry) I appears he has a good squad leader, a very god platoon sergeant, a good platoon leader, a butter bar, and a sorry assed CO, a captain with a dangerous attitude. Jack, also a former soldier and NCO, keeps telling him to keep his head and watch his 6, to trust his squad leader and platoon sergeant, to let them take care of things. He has been through three IED attacks. He says the ringing doesn't stop for days. It drives me crazy. Those damn Hummers are too light. But, at least they aren't in Jeeps, which is what the Army was still driving when last I was in.

Sherry is tiring of nursing, tiring or this house, keeps saying we need a new, larger house, and tiring of Jack. And maybe the kids. Somedays I think she is even tiring of me. 

Jack is depressed. His workouts at the gym are dropping off. His sips of bourbon, late nights, are increasing. Twice since we have been back from vacation he has nearly started fights at the bar we go to. He would have been successful had I not been there. He is angry, frustrated, horny, and alone. I know he feels alone. I can smell it on him like cheap cologne. 

I wish I could sit Sherry and Jack down and tell them to snap out of it. They are slipping apart at this time when they need each other more than ever. Humans are s damn stupid sometimes, at the worst of times. I'm glad I am not human, that I have to be that stupid. Sure, I sometimes lick my balls. But, only in dog form. I can't really reach in human form. But, if I could . . . Never mind. 

Fresh meat.


Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Dogs Tortured in Jasper

This also was in the news recently. This is the sort of thing that drives me to get involved with people like Jason and Jessica. Their hatred and angst is intoxicating. 

Dogs Tortured

Times Staff jamesw@harrisondaily.com

Published: Thursday, July 31, 2008 12:07 PM
JASPER — Sheriff Keith Slape said a 41-year-old Newton County man was in jail Wednesday after making a court appearance last Friday for burglary and animal abuse.

And although the burglary charges are more serious in the eyes of the law, one individual who asked to remain anonymous described the animal abuse allegations as "horrific animal torture."

An arrest affidavit filed by Newton County Investigator Kevin L. Thomas said he received a videotape  from Newton County Sheriff's Sgt. Kevin LaFollette that had been used as evidence in a Newton County District Court criminal case.

Thomas reviewed the tape and wrote in the affidavit that it showed Larry Cummings, 41, and a male juvenile, who court papers identify as being 15 years old, "severely abusing several small animals."

According to the affidavit, the tape shows Cummings entering a dog pen on Eula Finch's property and remarking to the camera, "this is where the dogs get hurt" as the juvenile records the scene. The tape allegedly shows Cummings "purposefully and repeatedly" using a cattle prod to shock a small white dog.

In another scene, both subjects are seen walking across a yard as the juvenile points to the cattle prod and refers to it as "Mr. Green," the affidavit said.


"They then enter the pen and brutally and repeatedly shock a small white dog," the affidavit said. "At one point [the juvenile] stomps the head of a dog and holds it down while he shocks it. The dog is seen as having blood coming from [its] mouth and being chased and shocked while attempting to escape.

The affidavit said another scene on the tape depicts two small dogs in a barrel or trash can being brutally shocked.

"One dog is shocked in its open mouth," the affidavit said.

"After a few unrelated scenes," the affidavit continues, "the two subjects are seen entering the home of [a neighbor of Finch's]. [The juvenile] stomps on a small black dog in a dog bed causing it to howl in pain and terror.

"A small red dog that [the juvenile] refers to as Buttons is seen running from [the juvenile] until he corners it on the porch. He kicks and stomps it repeatedly as it attempts to escape."

Cummings is charged with residential burglary of the neighbor's home, which is a Class B felony. He also is charged with two counts of cruelty to animals, but that is only a Class A misdemeanor. Another charge is contributing to the delinquency of a minor, which is also a Class A misdemeanor.

Slape said Cummings has been arraigned on those charges and his bond was set at $25,000.

A press release said the boy involved is set to be in juvenile court soon Tuesday in Harrison. 

Friday, August 1, 2008

Dogs in Saudi

This was in the news recently. This is the kind of thing that convinces me that werewolves are in total control of Islam.

Saudi Arabia bans pet sales in Riyadh to stop flirting

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia | Every single man knows this: Walking a dog in the park is a sure way to attract the ladies. Saudi Arabia knows it, too.

So the nation's Islamic religious police, in their zeal to keep the sexes apart, want to make sure the technique doesn't catch on here.

The solution: Ban selling dogs and cats as pets, as well as walking them in public.

The prohibition went into effect Wednesday in the capital, Riyadh, and authorities in the city say they will strictly enforce it — unlike previous bans in the cities of Mecca and Jiddah, which have been ignored and failed to stop pet sales.

Violators found outside with their pets will have their companions confiscated by agents of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, the official name of the religious police that enforces Saudi Arabia's strict Islamic code.

The commission's general manager, Othman al-Othman, said the ban was ordered because of what he called "the rising of phenomenon of men using cats and dogs to make passes at women and pester families" as well as "violating proper behavior in public squares and malls."

"If a man is caught with a pet, the pet will be immediately confiscated and the man will be forced to sign a document pledging not to repeat the act," al-Othman told Al-Hayatnewspaper. "If he does, he will be referred to authorities." The ban does not address women.

So far, the prohibition did not appear to have any effect in Riyadh. It's extremely rare, anyway, to see anyone in the capital walking a dog — much less carrying a cat in public— despite the authorities' claims of flirtatious young men luring girls with their pets in malls.

Salesmen at a couple of Riyadh pet stores said Thursday they did not receive any orders from the commission banning the sale of pets. Cats and dogs were still on display.

The prohibition may be more of an attempt to curb the owning of pets, which conservative Saudis view as a sign of corrupting Western influence.

Although it has never been common to own pets in the Arab world, it's becoming increasingly fashionable among the upper class in Saudi Arabia and other countries such as Egypt.

In Islamic tradition, dogs are shunned as unclean and dangerous, though they are kept for hunting and guarding.

The ban on cats is more puzzling, since there's no similar disdain for them in Islamic tradition.